It’s only 10am and today’s just been stupid.
my daughter wakes up screaming from a nightmare
I’ve lost my keys – probably a set of 15, 8-9 of which are really, really important.
My cell phone’s dead.
Go to payphone to call my wife and realize her cell phone’s dead, plus she’s on a school trip.
Lug my backpack in circles for 5k trying to retrace my steps.
Retraced all the way to my front door, no key to be found.
I’m locked out and really need to use the bathroom.
Hike all the way back to the library.
Realized they’re doing fire alarm testing today, and I forgot to install my second detector.
I’ll probably get fined $500 bucks for violations, and I’m on the board of directors for the condo.
I can’t even begin to calculate how much all those keys are going to cost me to replace. Argh.
I want to vent on the twitter app on my ipod touch, but it’s out of batteries
oh wait, i’m locked out of my twitter account anyways