Some recent quotes that have struck me…
Kirk douglas – I tell my sons they didn’t have my advantages growing up. I came from abject poverty. There was nowhere to go but up.
Muhammad Ali – The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
Sarah Silverman – Jesus’ words have become so perverted over time – it’s been like a game of telephone. If he existed, he would f*kin’ kill himself.
Carrie Fisher – Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.
Christopher Reeve – Superman is a big fish in a small pond. If he’d grown up on Krypton… he might have been average.
Homer Simpson – Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever … thy will be done. (munch munch munch)