Quotables

February 27, 2008

Some recent quotes that have struck me…

Kirk douglas - I tell my sons they didn’t have my advantages growing up. I came from abject poverty. There was nowhere to go but up.

Muhammad Ali - The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

Sarah Silverman - Jesus’ words have become so perverted over time - it’s been like a game of telephone. If he existed, he would f*kin’ kill himself.

Carrie Fisher - Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

Christopher Reeve - Superman is a big fish in a small pond. If he’d grown up on Krypton… he might have been average.

Homer Simpson - Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever … thy will be done. (munch munch munch)

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